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Main Authors: Walker, Gwen, Ekanger, Nick, Gustafson, R. Andrew, Heston, Sean
Format: Preprint
Published: 2024
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Online Access:https://arxiv.org/abs/2403.19749
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  • It has long been accepted that the cosmos determine our personalities, relationships, and even our fate. Unlike our condensed matter colleagues - who regularly use quantum mechanics to determine the healing properties of crystals - astrology techniques have been unchanged since the 19th century. In this paper, we discuss how astrophysical messengers beyond starlight can be used to predict the future and excuse an $\mathcal{O}(1)$ fraction of our negative personality traits.