Multi-Messenger Astrology
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| author | Walker, Gwen Ekanger, Nick Gustafson, R. Andrew Heston, Sean |
| author_facet | Walker, Gwen Ekanger, Nick Gustafson, R. Andrew Heston, Sean |
| contents | It has long been accepted that the cosmos determine our personalities, relationships, and even our fate. Unlike our condensed matter colleagues - who regularly use quantum mechanics to determine the healing properties of crystals - astrology techniques have been unchanged since the 19th century. In this paper, we discuss how astrophysical messengers beyond starlight can be used to predict the future and excuse an $\mathcal{O}(1)$ fraction of our negative personality traits. |
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| spellingShingle | Multi-Messenger Astrology Walker, Gwen Ekanger, Nick Gustafson, R. Andrew Heston, Sean High Energy Astrophysical Phenomena Instrumentation and Methods for Astrophysics High Energy Physics - Phenomenology It has long been accepted that the cosmos determine our personalities, relationships, and even our fate. Unlike our condensed matter colleagues - who regularly use quantum mechanics to determine the healing properties of crystals - astrology techniques have been unchanged since the 19th century. In this paper, we discuss how astrophysical messengers beyond starlight can be used to predict the future and excuse an $\mathcal{O}(1)$ fraction of our negative personality traits. |
| title | Multi-Messenger Astrology |
| topic | High Energy Astrophysical Phenomena Instrumentation and Methods for Astrophysics High Energy Physics - Phenomenology |
| url | https://arxiv.org/abs/2403.19749 |